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Oh! Captain Stubing! is that a periscope in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?!
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- Alice Pieszecki, Episode 2.10
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We are all connected through love, through loneliness, through one tiny lamentable lapse in judgment.
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- Alice Pieszecki, Episode 1.2
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Well I’m wondering who’s going to be doing the fucking tonight because you looked pretty girly in that dress you had on!
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- Carmen de le Pica Morales, Episode 3.2
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Alice: Y’know know, you are gonna pickle in that self-loathing homophobia, I swear.
Dana: Well you know you’re gonna shrivel in that self-righteous priggishness.
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- Dana Fairbanks, Alice Pieszecki, Episode 1.1
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Helena: Does that make any difference? If I’m fucking a beautiful woman for money? I don’t think so.
Alice: Yeah. Yeah it helps.
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- Alice Pieszecki, Helena Peabody, Episode 4.7
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You’re not gonna get pregnant through your sweater!
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- Alice Pieszecki, Episode 1.2
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You candy-ass pieces of shit you!
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- Kit Porter, Episode 4.3
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Lesbians love to eat their own.
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- Alice Pieszecki, Episode 4.3
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She has the best nipples in town and she knows it.
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- Tina Kennard, Episode 1.1
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What the frickin’ frack!
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- Alice Pieszecki, Episode 6.7
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Alice: Oh my god, you guys are on crack! Like, fucking is cheating, kissing is cheating, whether you do it once or 40 times, it’s cheating! Come on!
Kit: I agree.
Alice: Crazy people!
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- Kit Porter, Alice Pieszecki, Episode 5.10
Anonymous asked:
what's your personal blog?
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Alice: Uh, I happen to be the Earth mother. I would have been the godmother, but I don’t believe in God.
Ms. Collie: Of course you don’t.
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- Alice Pieszecki, Social Worker, Episode 3.1
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Yo Stacey! Come here and say it to my fucking face, you fucking vagina!
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- Jenny Schecter, Episode 4.3
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Waiter: Coffee miss?
Helena: No thank you, I don’t think I can afford it.
Alice: It’s free.
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- Helena Peabody, Alice Pieszacki, Episode 4.1
